Scuti doesn’t know what to do with Scuti’s life. Scuti needs advice. So Scuti types ‘advice’ into the google-box and gets one-billion-one-hundred-million results in 0.34 seconds. Scuti doesn’t need that much advice – especially since reading one-billion-one hundred-million results would be all Scuti ends up…
Author: Nice Editor
Scuti Gets a Root Canal
Scuti needs a root canal isn’t that wonderful. So Scuti goes to an Endo-Don-Tist to get a root canal because that is where you go, Scuti has learned recently, when you need to get a root canal. It goes something like this: Wait, wait, poke,…
Scuti Goes To BestBuy
Scuti needs a 64GB class 10 micro-SD card and Scuti wants it today so, sadly, Scuti can’t go the Amazon route. Scuti lives too far from Fry’s and Fry’s is kind of a weird place anyway … with employees who lurk around corners and things…
A Note From Scuti’s Therapist
For anyone who has met Scuti, it won’t come as a big surprise that Scuti sees a therapist. Scuti clearly needs therapy and I am that therapist. In an informal poll of people who know Scuti, the most frequent comment was “Scuti needs help.” Scuti,…