Scuti Looks For Advice

Scuti doesn’t know what to do with Scuti’s life.  Scuti needs advice.  So Scuti types ‘advice’ into the google-box and gets one-billion-one-hundred-million results in 0.34 seconds.  Scuti doesn’t need that much advice – especially since reading one-billion-one hundred-million results would be all Scuti ends up…

Scuti Gets a Root Canal

Scuti needs a root canal isn’t that wonderful.  So Scuti goes to an Endo-Don-Tist to get a root canal because that is where you go, Scuti has learned recently, when you need to get a root canal.  It goes something like this: Wait, wait, poke,…

Scuti Goes To BestBuy

Scuti needs a 64GB class 10 micro-SD card and Scuti wants it today so, sadly, Scuti can’t go the Amazon route.  Scuti lives too far from Fry’s and Fry’s is kind of a weird place anyway … with employees who lurk around corners and things…

A Note From Scuti’s Therapist

For anyone who has met Scuti, it won’t come as a big surprise that Scuti sees a therapist.  Scuti clearly needs therapy and I am that therapist.  In an informal poll of people who know Scuti, the most frequent comment was “Scuti needs help.”  Scuti,…